Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Save The Date Phrases Funny Shotgun

Bandits & Basilisks


Okay, laughed out crying over the dumping of garbage into the woods and weak notkami the poor service, so it is time for a little smile.

Bandits & Basilisks is an extremely simplified the old-school mechanics, which I happened to commit. File consists of 8 A5 pages, including cover art, and most of the last page is empty. How long did it take me to do this game? About ten months: D

file can be downloaded from the window box on this blog, for fans of AdBlock extension adds a direct link .

Saturday, March 26, 2011

How To Find The Hole To Insert A Tampon

naked, busty sticks and Underworld Kingdom


found that this time I'll try to write something about my general assumptions oldskulowo-sandboksowej campaign. So far the project has undergone several changes, including one major, but still is doing well - all in all we can say that it holds for almost thirteen years :-)

And no, I will not cycatych naked chicks. The title is only for zmyłki. Would you like to bare it yourself wyguglajcie bab.

Thousand Ras - a planet inhabited by innumerable races (and not only human), many of which are almost completely different from those familiar with our world. Add to that the "guests" from outside the planet (including the newcomers from the Earth), this coming sometimes from completely different eras.

"inhuman" Gods - Ortix gods are beings who would be easier to classified as "bad." Fate of most mortals, is indifferent to them, they are vindictive, cruel, and envious, but they can bestow upon an ardent worshiper of great power. Moreover, it happened in the past, that the gods died, killed in the titanic clashes, and sometimes (though much less) fell victim to mortal beings.

Antiquity, Middle Ages not - if I had to compare the world Ortix to one of the eras of our history, that in no case would the Middle Ages. The campaign is much more similar to antiquity, when which has much more to do with mythology than the real world. Of course, this would add to the obvious influence of HP Lovecraft, but it's probably not surprising: D

Mystics - The original Parson went to love - just do not fit into my concept Ortix pantheon. His place was taken by mystic - a class in terms of mechanical no different from almost anything Cleric, bringing together all priests, hermits, itinerant preacher and even a temple or killers (from poverty) cultists. This does not mean, however, that if If someone wants to play "normal" shaveling, it can not do this - as I mentioned off-worlderzy are relatively common in Ortix.

Connections - the world Ortix is \u200b\u200bconnected with many other worlds, whether by magic move, process portals, or simply tear in the shell of reality (wormholi?). Some of these places is Cthlol, Black Ziggurat , Algol, or Earth Carcosa from different periods (the British Isles from the time of the Celts, Central Asia from the time of Ghengis Khan, or areas of contemporary France Paleolithic are just some examples).

Underworld - one of the major differences between the game world and the Earth is that it is still tectonically Ortix, which has given rise to huge complexes of natural and artificially created caves, some so large that they take many days to traverse. Some of them are the Kingdom of the Underground, part is inhabited by mysterious Still, some other regions of the Jungle Caves (which still can meet the prehistoric beasts) and the Great Forest Fungi.
(Ps. inspiration to create my version of Underworld Wilderness was not the wieśniackiego Underdark Forgotten Realms, but the world game in the series Exile )

At the beginning may be enough. In the following sections (if any attention) something about the moons, the Flying Island, Mi him and Elder Races.

More information can be found on the English-language blog games. Observe him, then I might be in the top ranking the Cyclopeatron: D

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Back Pain Above Beltline

1.4 Terminal Space


Damn, Peter will kill me as it reads: D
I do not know how much time passed before I remembered that I have long been corrected on your linguistic version of Terminal Space. Only today I was able to make a balance limit together and make available for download.

As usual, is available in a special box window in the sidebar of your blog.

Damn, how it goes further like to catch up with the "premieres" TSoYa ...

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Cat In The Hat In Eskimo Lyrics

25k

Today (or rather, to this day - in total) Burrow scored twenty-five thousand visits. Overall good as a result of two years rather irregular blogging and publishing. It is true that the level of my texts varies, but as you can see, and so is some interest :-)

Thank you to all who dine there and looked into. How do you feel the need to wypijcie my health. Well, unless one of you will at some time in 3mieście, we can nachlać together: D

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Doctor Who Screwdriver Metal

Sraka, rzygi and big Tits

Forgive the title, but really it contains the whole meaning of this note. Besides, the first I check that once again crawling with frustration and bitterness to me, so if you're looking for Here the substantive content (which does not believe), I am sorry - this time a bad place.

Fans of role-playing games (or at least called. E-fundom) not in the least different from ordinary bread eaters. Shit they really care about the ambitious (or striving for being ambitious) articles and materials. They just want the venom, of strife and sensation, the most seasoned babami bare.

Look at the two closely related issues.

1) One of the surveys conducted by me indicates that most Readers expect the body of the blogosphere so. creative content - all kinds of advice, additional materials, etc. In total, the matter clear, especially as concerns such as English-language blogs related to the so-called. I'm passing completely RIA-related content for the fuckery fuckery, entering only in the "mięcho.

2) amount and the amount to enter comments on the blog of the day indicates that the greatest interest is any private notes that contain my wheezing - that the LOLA erpegie a fury, the Portal is a fuckin limes from Monastir, is now about Klanarchii.

so tell me - what's it whore?

PS. A note that I do not intend to offend anybody, and I do not suggest that all readers of my blog love to scrap szitowych. Gugiel anal-ytiks , in addition to the above. texts shows that considerable interest was also an old paper, the Polish edition of Swords & Wizardry (BTW - squid, live in general?) and - what surprised me very much - my article about Mordor 1.1. I mean first of all is that this type (there is nothing to hide) weak texts attracted by the higher number of readers, probably in a similar way like shit attracts flies.

Dick.

Monday, March 21, 2011

How To Depreciate A Motor Home

Klanarchia - second impression

This game fucks me. It is true that we played pretty well (or at least I think so), but is constantly haunted by the thought "it was somewhere." It is true that this does not affect too much on the quality of the game (probably my players would say that and so it is always wrong: D), because I like similar climates, but still causes some discomfort.

put it bluntly - in Klanarchii I lack original ideas. Can play, easy to "feel", but the game can not be drawn absolutely nothing that could surprise. Nay - I lack even the themes that would interest a long time!

Despite this, the game is pretty good. Or rather grałoby.

Klanarchia - I suppose - a game in which it is important to share (because otherwise why chronicler brawl, shooting parkour buyer or dreamer?). Unfortunately, somehow I do not want it to work.

After nearly fourteen years of playing Klanarchia became the first game so bad mechanics that I am afraid it use.

While social engineering work fine (dialogue, at the right time supported card), so as to fight all the crashes on the hump. Billion throwing dice (one player throws up fifteen), include in the value of sidekicks (as it zwało? Supporters?), An interesting but extremely slow down the game a pentagram, sometimes three maneuvers on the head, testing the armor ... It takes so long that during one round zdążyłbym out a cigarette and come back.

effect? I avoid fights like a fire - probably the first time in the history of my NPCs will nadupcać talk than the irascible: D

Or fuck this game, or ... whore I do not know.

question - if anyone else had similar problems with Klanarchią?

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Do You Need Chains Tires Go Big Bear

Missing Missy


enchanting story.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

When Did Mexico Stop Making Currency Silver

David Allen on the forum Mordor!


If any of you like me zagrywał in Mordor 1.1, it will probably be interested by the fact that David Allen, author of Game member the largest of its dedicated forum. So if you want to ask something or just like to thank the hundreds of hours of fun - click on the link .

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Cervix Soft And High And Missed Period

Klanarchia - first impression

My players recently offered me, I led Klanarchię - BSG recently resigned and we need something else before it was not getting ready to campaign for Ortix. Here are my observations after the first two games:
  • guide seems to be written fairly when it comes to the materials contained in it (although for me the world is a bit too little), not bullets when it comes to language. And so it is much better than in the working-buhahahaha-Tice.
  • Characters created quite a long time, but it looks quite interesting. The only thing that hurts me is a small number of origins, although in total from the perspective of the Ministry of almost no I'm not concerned.
  • Mechanics pentagram works nice and smoothly, but ...
  • ... all the rest is some paranoia - it happens that throws the dice a dozen, yet come to that card (even after three in the fighting), one player throw a bucket of bones, throw a bucket of bones of the enemy, counting losses (or, as it is there zwało), throwing armor. Kupa. It takes some time and is very unpleasant - such any 'atmosphere' battle rattle is killed by a monstrous amount of gnatów and stacks of papers. Cube for a description does not work, only adds to the confusion.
  • social struggle - may be bad, I used it once but more probably will not. Nevertheless ukręca rolplejowaniu sack. Climate
  • game - "a dark fairy tale for adults" - I do not get satisfied. But in any case I do not find a fault - just me not approached, especially as it reminded me of several other positions (once played in a very similar campaign in the crossover with the Vampire Mage).
summary - Reliable and solidly made game. Twenty percent of suits me very well, the other is eighty complete opposite of what I like in RPG.
Preliminary assessment: 7.5 / 10 .

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World of Ortix - plans for this week

Time perfidious self-promotion - what the hell, let me yet: D
this week on the blog Underworld Kingdom appears:
  • Interests magical items;
  • first part of the list of spells (along with alternative names);
  • Names (over fifty);
  • Something about the skill level and statach;
  • traits mercenaries;
  • Something about the strange places.
As you can see - the same "mięcho" zero theorizing.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Shannon Whirry Online Movies

new acquisition


general additive presents horny - a lot of very cool items, some good spells (now only Carcosę grab!), A lot of disgusting creatures. I recommend, especially for such money!

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Braces Headgear Babes

tired of my Science Fiction

(my favorite Frazetta, my favorite "hero": D)

will musically. I promise.

But for now, no time will be held without complaining / whining / fuckery no sense.
leaves me a little sideways relentless running game Science Fiction. Dark Heresy, BSG, Star Wars. With a few breaks for some other oddity, such as Call of Cthulhu and WoD. I'm just pretty fed zapieprzania in armor, with an automatic weapon / laser, combat robots, aliens and other related kurestwem. Therefore, rather than lead the world Ortix , I'll do something completely another.

Does anyone want to play in the OD & D with elements of twisted Arduin rules first, and perhaps Tekumel (probably during a game walk or some "tack ruls")? Climates of Sword & Sorcery, zero spiczastouchych metroseksualistów and bearded dwarfs - pulp, ruins and elements of Lovecraft?

play in Gdynia, 10 minutes walk from the platform to SKM. It is the restroom, kitchen, large living area, srajtaśma, tea, and three shops next door. Meetings every Sunday from 12 or 14 (as someone more fit) to 20-22. The only tightening is that Chlamydia is not in session - issues of housing, not personal bias. Eager to beat the mail (on the header of the blog author and Terminal Space) or komciować here.

Okay, end of fuckery is time for a player promised. This time, culturally - without tearing satanic murders: D

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Kidney Stones Hurt Worse In Women Than Men

Scion: Hero - an idea for a campaign


Scion: Hero, even though it was used in the idiotic, NWoDowej mechanics, seems to be quite interesting game. Who knows - maybe one day even it will lead. Of course, I got some ideas already on the "adventure" But as usual in my case, by the way I came up with some horrific idiotyzmów. Therefore read and learn:

There mystical place, which is likely a combination of all past, present and future.

first 10 thousand years ago Jesus Christ came down from the cross and did not - Jacek Piekara was wrong - Jesus in a frenzy ... destroy the Earth!
giant space ship in the shape of St. Peter's Basilica traverses the cosmos, sowing death and destruction

second The stars were in order! Arrival of new, more shapeless gods in the pantheon of introducing a total mess. Supposedly governed by some sort of fond bezmózg fife.

third Semiccy mysterious cultists Yahweh, after their arch-agent Noah abducting most animals, trying to dominate the world. What's more - after this niecnym deed, to avoid detection, they retreated to the time of the dinosaurs!

4th Augie Gave shit! The entire North American continent to bear on the half-mile thick layer of shit! Does Heroes manages to stop the whole world before the invasion of shit?

5th Aliens have kidnapped Odin! Does Heroes manages to track down the fuckers?

6th The Secret Thieves noses - Baron Samedi, the Sphinx - who will be next?

7th Cosmic bully claiming to be Horus attacked the Earth 30,000 years before the time - who will save humanity, the Emperor is still inconspicuous, the seventh son of a swineherd?

Although they are cosmically stupid does not change the fact that probably and so it will use in the game: D


Thursday, March 3, 2011

How Much Is Cedar 6' Fence?

Sword & Wizardry Blog

Matt Finch, author of the hugely popular retroklona Swords & ; Wizardry, has launched a blog dedicated to the game. You can find it at this link .

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Diaperpunishment 2004

Just another oversized gun ...


gun with a muzzle brake?

Yes.

uses the .50 BMG ammunition (to remain unaware: .50 - half an inch, ie, 12.7 mm, BMG - Browning Machine Gun). Probably would be able to shoot down the helicopter, killing the driver of armored transporter and with a little luck to damage the tank.

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notes, memos, notes ... Space at Terminal


to write this text inspired by two things. The first one to edit a Piątkowa Five Borejki blog, unfortunately, the other is life itself. I realized that, in those of my notes, which served the accumulation of ideas associated with various games, both written by me, there is almost indescribable mess.

Already some time ago, almost entirely gave up writing on cards or in notebooks. Beside the fact that I visit very rarely at home (once every two weeks I'll pick at the moment), the method proved quite ineffective, not least because of the fact that later they had to rewrite these notes "kompa". The booklet goes into motion only in two cases - when I can no longer look at the computer or when I go somewhere, for example, for a few days at the lake (PC + recreation trips = total failure). It is true that theoretically freed me from having to dig through tons walających here and there, notebooks, cards and any other scraps of paper, but unfortunately does not facilitate the work.

One of the biggest advantages of writing in electronic form is ease of dating. The ability to determine the exact date when the text was whether the idea of \u200b\u200bmy career swerve - to this day I regret that many of my old texts do not have a date on the margins - after years I'm not even sure in which year that was a once in a while (read: few years) I like to dig through my paperwork to "reminisce" and see if some of the old ideas still to something suitable. Probably few of you devoted such attention to the dates up, but hey - everyone has some curvature.

Another, no doubt advantage of the electronic format is the ease of editing, correction and change. Unfortunately, it can take revenge on humanity - often happened to me that crossed or blurred, initially rejected my ideas were sometimes being used - when writing on the computer often this type of information is lost, especially when we recall that only a few days, when the file was already saved a few / several times. In total, this is one of the main reasons for my working files contain a terrible mess - the information is almost always are written one below the other, without removing the text. This causes that some sentences contradict the previous year (although they usually point out why this happens), but much less so happens that I "lost" ideas, especially those created on the spur of the moment.

Unfortunately, this type of writing down ideas, has one huge drawback - it's all okay as long as the file is created on the fly, and remember "what is where." However, already after a few days to inform the document instead of got me confused and confusing. I'm just not able to fathom out what I meant, and often takes me a while to understand their own text and figure out which version was definitive.

Another drawback is the format of the electronic notes from the specific stripping of "magic" - there is no tea stains, smarków worn in the margins (yes!) Or crushed mosquitoes in the middle of the text, figures and gryzmołów nasty, signs of a desperate fight dying contribution to the pen, dropped thread while searching for another, this time acting pisadła, awkward "ornamental" titles, curvy highlight the text, maps, hastily drawn ... Or maybe I just miss it?

The defect could also include archiving (x copies of the email, Boxie, plates and pendrajwach, which is hard to fathom), transfer between computers (I use currently only two, but for about three years my files littered on six different machines and find the current version of my documents were able to hurt), but something I do not want - it's fairly obvious things, and I think that everyone should develop their own way of dealing with these problems. I should also mention any kind of Google Docs and related inventions (for example, when I try to make something together and prepare at least understandable version of the file, use the personal blogs that have developed a labeling system that allows the capture of the situation), but recently the internet with the one I use is so fickle that I prefer to save everything to disk. Although it was just that I write the text directly in the window of Blogger and now if something goes wrong, it's probably "gone to fall": D

in total is the same - if I remember anything else, I would probably publish it as a separate "article" . I am happy to found out also, as you do you handle notes - please comment.

PS. But I was able to move again with the writing! Until I have to pyknąć in Burnout and smash a few cabbage: F

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Scribd


Since yesterday Terminal Space is available on the website Scribd. Manual can be found at this link .

As for the Polish version - unfortunately I still have no idea when I can get (and not only me) for it to take ... Like much of the book has already been corrected, but the truth always forget about him :D

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Wrestling Woman Very Strong

Quote of the week I'm

Vault keeper said... "I think it is hard to say that you still play D&D, particularly to your parents who were sure it was an old passion of yours, dating back when you were a teenager"

Actually, my dad is a player in my current campaign! 

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d10




You are a d10: You are analytical, rational, and logical. You see the world around you as a succession of problems that can only be navigated via insightful and elegant solutions. You insist on precision are often forced to waste valuable time correcting others. Your attention to detail is extraordinary, and will sometimes focus all your attention on details that others consider unimportant. You are not so interested in doing the right thing, as you are in finding the best way to do it. In other words, you're a complete nerd.

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